The CAJJE Company is a group of out of the ordinary people who have dedicated their lives ( some shorter that others... way shorter ) to protecting the world from various creatures such as desert bears. CAJJE consists of 5 main members: Sgt. Peppers, Night Hawk, Bon Que Que, Whitty, and Johnny. To learn more about desert bears go to http://uncyclopedia.wikia.com/wiki/UnNews:Desert_Bears.
Sgt. Peppers - The leader of CAJJE. He founded CAJJE some years after owning "Sgt. Peppers Lonely Hearts Club Band". He is honorable and loyal to his soldiers. He doesnt quit until the job is done. He also has a good memory, needing to remember how much Johnny has died.
Night Hawk - He is one tough slice of bread with all of the corny catch phrases. You dont wanna mess with him. He could break you in half. He also enjoys long walks on the beach, whatching the sun set, and mom's old homemade ice cream. But he is very tough.
Bon Qui Qui - The fashionable french dude who tries to act tough. He is the one that makes CAJJE look good. But dont upset him or he will "Cut You!" He is always talking giberish. He was discovered one day by Sgt. Peppers at The Lonely Hearts Club.
Whitty - The smart one. He comes up with all of the gadgets and weapons. He had a 5.0 GPA throughout all of school, even kindergarten. Nobody knows how he got so smart. In his free time he is usual testing out the latest jet pack or semi automatic rifle.
Johnny - The rookie. He dies all of the time. He some how comes back everytime though. Apparenty he has some purpose in the world. His deaths started out as being killed from desert bears and falling on cactuses. But recently he has been depressed and kills himself.